I just kind of blog whatever I think is funny or meaningful. Enjoy :)

 

collegehumor:

When the lovemaking noises emitting from a neighbor’s bedroom sound like a goat exorcism taking place inside a bedspring factory, it’s time to take action.  Option A.) Light some candles, hold a glass to the wall and make a night of it. Option B.) Crawl into the fetal position with a pillow and cry because you are alone. (Just let your mother set you up already, it shouldn’t be that big a deal!) Option C.) Write a hilarious note for all the apartment building and later the internet to enjoy. 

These people wisely chose Option C

thecraigness:

So yesterday I took my 6 month old kitten to the vet yesterday with no idea of what was to come. 
She was going in to get a hernia repaired so it was going to be a surgery. I dropped her off at about 730. I get a call at noon saying everything went well and she would be ready at 3. At 3 I pick her up and swing by work so that my girlfriend can see her. She was going to work until 10 so it was a nice break and relieving. After bringing her home I kept her in the bedroom so that she was away from the other two cats for the next week.
Since it was a Tuesday we had some people over because that’s what we do every Tuesday. Two came over at 8 and we hung out and three more came when my girlfriend got out of work. We had dinner, desert and played some games. At midnight, two people left, one was asleep on the couch but he was spending the night anyway, and the other two were about to leave. 
Throughout the day the incision had been getting bigger and bigger. I was told to expect inflammation but it seemed like a lot. I was going to let Libby sleep and see if it got better. Gabbie was concerned about it so the last two people to leave, she had come in to look at it. I stayed in the kitchen to clean up. Gabbie called me in sounding worried. Immediately I thought of her being broken open, spilling out and dying. I rushed to the room to see the floor had blood spots on it. 
This is where it gets tough. 
I look the the bed to see my little Libby laying in a pool of blood with Insides coming out. Immediately I ask gabbie to lookup the number for an emergency clinic while I called my vet. I got the voice mail of the on call vet. So I called the other. Thankfully they answered and told us to meet them. 
One of the two, Cory, helped me to wrap her up and keep everything together. She didn’t fight it much so we wrapped her up and he carried her to my car. We got to the vet and got her inside. 
She said it didn’t look bad and it was mostly fat coming out. They said it would be really easy and we would have her back the next day.
The rest of the night was hard because I had to worry if my baby girl was going to make it. I fell asleep and throughout the night got a few phone calls from my vet and the emergency vet. Everything went well though. 
In the morning they said she’d be ready at 2 so it was jus a waiting game. I got excused from work so I could be with her all day. Finally when 2 rolled around we picked her up and she has just been the loviest tired kitten and it makes me so happy to see her. I had been fearing for her all night but this champ made it. I am so glad to see her and know that she is now alright. I don’t know what I would have done it I lost my baby girl

thecraigness:

So yesterday I took my 6 month old kitten to the vet yesterday with no idea of what was to come.
She was going in to get a hernia repaired so it was going to be a surgery. I dropped her off at about 730. I get a call at noon saying everything went well and she would be ready at 3. At 3 I pick her up and swing by work so that my girlfriend can see her. She was going to work until 10 so it was a nice break and relieving. After bringing her home I kept her in the bedroom so that she was away from the other two cats for the next week.
Since it was a Tuesday we had some people over because that’s what we do every Tuesday. Two came over at 8 and we hung out and three more came when my girlfriend got out of work. We had dinner, desert and played some games. At midnight, two people left, one was asleep on the couch but he was spending the night anyway, and the other two were about to leave.
Throughout the day the incision had been getting bigger and bigger. I was told to expect inflammation but it seemed like a lot. I was going to let Libby sleep and see if it got better. Gabbie was concerned about it so the last two people to leave, she had come in to look at it. I stayed in the kitchen to clean up. Gabbie called me in sounding worried. Immediately I thought of her being broken open, spilling out and dying. I rushed to the room to see the floor had blood spots on it.
This is where it gets tough.
I look the the bed to see my little Libby laying in a pool of blood with Insides coming out. Immediately I ask gabbie to lookup the number for an emergency clinic while I called my vet. I got the voice mail of the on call vet. So I called the other. Thankfully they answered and told us to meet them.
One of the two, Cory, helped me to wrap her up and keep everything together. She didn’t fight it much so we wrapped her up and he carried her to my car. We got to the vet and got her inside.
She said it didn’t look bad and it was mostly fat coming out. They said it would be really easy and we would have her back the next day.
The rest of the night was hard because I had to worry if my baby girl was going to make it. I fell asleep and throughout the night got a few phone calls from my vet and the emergency vet. Everything went well though.
In the morning they said she’d be ready at 2 so it was jus a waiting game. I got excused from work so I could be with her all day. Finally when 2 rolled around we picked her up and she has just been the loviest tired kitten and it makes me so happy to see her. I had been fearing for her all night but this champ made it. I am so glad to see her and know that she is now alright. I don’t know what I would have done it I lost my baby girl

croctor:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT 

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

flcl-julie:

onlylolgifs:

Have you ever been this worried?

He fucking paws at the water and pulls him toward the edge and fucking jumps in to save him! I love dogs so much. We don’t deserve them.